INT. LIVING ROOM - DUSK John, a somewhat fashionable 33 year old millenial, sits across the dining table from Cree, a somewhat unfashionable yet ageless woman. JOHN Uh huh. And so what do you call yourself then? CREE Well, despite the many, many names I have been called, I've always referred to myself as Cree. JOHN Mmm. Just so I'm understanding what you're saying. You want me to lead your army. CREE I apologize for not being clear. No, I want you to feed my army. JOHN (in disbelief) FEED your army. Right. (angrily) With what, exactly?! CREE With violence preferrably. But a lot of people have used faith. Faith works too. JOHN Faith works too. But I am not a man of faith, Cree. Honestly. CREE And yet here I am, John. Existing. Right in front of you. In your living room. John pulls a gun from underneath the table. JOHN Fuck you. CREE John. beat If you love me, keep my commands. JOHN Well. Like I was saying earlier... beat Fuck you.